Contraction Connoisseur Page

Contraction Connoisseur (hip hop music) Whoo! Contractions are all that, I'm sure you concur. Come on and dance with me, I'm a contraction connoisseur. Turn two words into one, monsieur Who are you? I'm a contraction connoisseur! There's always an apostrophe where missing letters were. You know how I know, I'm a contraction connoisseur. Poppin this rhyme for my contraction tour, The contraction connoisseur will be your chauffeur! I am turns to I'm, Would have turns to would've, You are turns to you're, Could have turns to could've, Were not turns to weren't, He is turns to he's, Are not turns to aren't, She is turns to she's. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The contraction connoisseur Says let's rendezvous. You will turns to you'll, Will not turns to won't, You have turns to you've, Do not turns to don't, It is turns to it's, Is not turns to isn't, Can not turns to can't, Did not turns to didn't. Roses are red, Violets are blue. The contraction connoisseur says I'm feeling deja vu! The contraction connoisseur says I'm feeling deja vu! The contraction connoisseur says I'm feeling deja vu! Stop! Stop. Gotta get back to the bridge. Contractions are made up of two words combined. It's like the words get together then they unify. They call it that because contract means shrink, It's shorter than the original words, don't you think? Put the apostrophe in place of missing letters We love the apostrophe, we wrote it on our sweaters! A-P-O-S-T-R-O-P-H-E! When is turns to when's, There is turns to there's, Who is turns to who's, Where is turns to where's, Has not turns to hasn't, She will turns to she'll, He is turns to he's, He will turns to he'll, Contractions are all that, I'm sure you concur. Come on and dance with me, I'm a contraction connoisseur. Turn two words into one, monsieur Who are you? I'm a contraction connoisseur! There's always an apostrophe where missing letters were. You know how I know, I'm a contraction connoisseur. I hope you enjoyed your contraction tour, Now you, too, are a contraction connoisseur. (hip hop music) That's French, homie!