If I Were Not A GoNoodler Page

(trumpet music) If I were not a gonoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a gonoodler A carpenter would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam If I were not a gonoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a gonoodler A race car driver would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear my cry I'm driving the lane Totally insane I'm driving down the lane Totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam If I were not a gonoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a gonoodler A valley girl would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Like totally, for sure I just a manicure Like totally, for sure I just got a manicure I'm driving down the lane Totally insane I'm driving down the lane Totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam If I were not a gonoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a gonoodler (beat music) Like totally, for sure I just got a manicure Like totally, for sure I just got a manicure I'm driving down the lane Totally insane I'm driving down the lane Totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam If I were not a gonoodler I'll tell you what I'd be If I were not a gonoodler A granny would be me And as you pass me by This is what you'd hear me cry Don't cry, have some pie Come give me a kiss Don't cry, have some pie Come give me a kiss Like totally, for sure I just got a manicure Like totally, for sure I just got a manicure I'm driving down the lane Totally insane I'm driving down the lane Totally insane Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam Two by four Now nail it to the floor bam (cheers) Oh honey, you're such a good- Man Mr. Catman wants to be a purrfessional catsketball player, meow. Oh, he's good. Nice try sonny. Bye. What do you wanna be? You could be anything.