Never Eat Soggy Waffles Page

Never eat soggy waffles. (waffle splats) (laughs) (upbeat techno music) The Besties in the house. The Besties. Listen to this. Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, north, Eat, east Soggy, south Waffles, west Never dress waffles in bikinis No Never eat waffles with tortellini Ew Never rub waffles in the dirt Cause crunch, crunch, crunch It's gonna make your teeth hurt Drop your waffles in the pool (waffle splashes) Splash Yeah, maybe that'll make them all nice and cool But ya gonna need some fancy goggles Yeah, when you dive In to get those Super soggy waffles Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, north Eat, east Soggy, south Waffles, west Never smear waffles with brie cheese Ew Never blow in a waffle after you sneeze (sneezes) Never dip your waffles in hairspray (spraying) Dip, dip, dip, ugh That would be nasty Drop your waffles in a lake (waffle splashes) Splash They might get slurped up by a verser water snake Slurp Gonna need some fancy goggles When you dive in to get those super soggy waffles Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, no Never, north Eat, east Soggy, south Waffles, west Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh, oh Never eat soggy waffles Oh, oh, oh Never, north Eat, east Soggy, south Waffles, west Um, Sylvia, I have a confession to make, Okay. I do like to eat soggy waffles. Ah! Especially when it's drenched in maple syrup. (sparkling) (chewing)