Run The Red Carpet Page

Narrator Run the red carpet. Featuring, McPUFFERSON LIVE. Level one. Ready, set, run. (techno music) Dodge right. Jump. Security Guard Hey, back up. Narrator Duck. (rooster crowing) Jump Strike a pose Interviewer Looking good. Narrator Dodge left. Camera Man Coming through. Narrator Duck. Delivery Man Did someone order a pizza? Narrator Jump. (dog barking) Jump. Duck It's Superbaby. Narrator Strike a pose. Interviewer Who are you wearing? Narrator Jump Fan I love you McPUFFERSON. Narrator Dodge left. Duck. Dodge right. Duck. Cool down as you watch this. Why can't your nose be 12 inches long? Because, then it would be a foot. (McPUFFERSON laughing) I wish I had a nose. How many books can you put in an empty backpack? Do you know, do you, do you? One. After that it's not empty. Boo-yah. (audience laughing) Narrator Level two. Ready, set, run. Duck. Dodge Left. Woman Oh my glasses. Narrator Jump. Jump (bird chirping) Strike a pose. Fan Stunning. Narrator Dodge right. Camera Man Coming through. Narrator Duck. Jump. Dodge left. Fan Let me take a selfie. Narrator Strike a pose. Interviewer Looking good. (kitten meowing) Narrator Jump. Duck. Duck. Jump. Kick. Dodge left. Security Guard Hey, stop. Narrator Duck. Cool down as you watch this. Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance? Because he had no-body to go with. Bones, bones, bones. What starts with a "P", ends with an "E", and has a bajillion letters in it? Post office, ha, get it? It thought it was, pal-a-wobbly-mcmost-efestophol-fumpleptome. Funny right? (audience laughing) Narrator Level three. Ready, set, run. Fan I'm so excited for the show. Narrator Dodge right. Child Hit the pinata. Narrator Duck. Strike a pose. Interviewer Looking good. Narrator Duck. Dodge left. Camera Man Coming through. (children laughing) Narrator Jump. Kick. Jump. Dodge right. Interviewer Can I get a quote? Narrator Dodge left. Man Pee-yew, skunk. Narrator Jump. Security Back it up. Narrator Duck. Duck, I mean jump. Strike a pose. Interviewer Who are you wearing? (pig oinking) Narrator Jump Duck. Cool down as you watch this. Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay they'd be bagels. Which reminds me, I'm starving. What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies. I've gotta go find out who's supplying me with these jokes. I think it might be the janitor. Come on people. (audience laughing) (triumphant music)